Norma, I am Ron”
Said I, palindromically.
But the soul of wit is Irony, Ronnie
So get wit’’ it already.

I am always Ron or Ronnie,
Name-born that way
By Mom, star-struck by Coleman, Ronald,
Not Reagan, Ronnie, that youngster.

I almost was John or Alexander
By name, that is.
But I am always me by whatever handle known,
So take a look at me and make up your own.